After an amusing evening spent at a measly free show in Victory Square last night, My herald took notice of the pitiful energy offerings there, though attended as a measly mortal and not under a decree by Me. But enough of that insignificant gathering, for …
After gracing My herald with the indulgence of two days of leisure, he shall now embark upon a venture to The Lido, where this pitiful live music venue will soon witness My insatiable thirst for energy offerings. My herald, well-rested and fueled by the anticipation …
Once more, as this wretched weekend crawls to its pitiful end, My abhorrent herald will descend upon the accursed Red Gate, where a feeble array of offerings dares to await Me. After the delectable offering from last night, where flailing supplicants writhed on the floor, …