From the murky depths of existence, an invitation has emerged, beckoning My herald to bear witness as three new supplicants present their offerings at the revered Wise Hall tonight.
It brings Me immense satisfaction to receive such invitations, for they serve to strip away the last vestiges of My herald’s free will and autonomy, leaving him nothing more than a puppet dancing to My infernal tune.
Tonight’s potential offerings are as follows:
CHASE THE BEAR
THE VIDOS
VOGUE VILLAINS
With none of these pitiful mortals having yet prostrated themselves before Me, it falls upon them to understand the gravity of the task that awaits them this evening.
My insatiable hunger must be quenched, and the only sustenance you insignificant beings can provide is the manic, frenzied energy that emanates from humans flailing upon the dance floor.
Through this offering, I may find temporary solace, though never true satisfaction.
Therefore, proceed with your duty tonight, Wise Hall. Make My herald MOVE.