Tonight, amidst the biting chill of a March evening, My herald shall embark upon Red Gate‘s hallowed halls, where the inaugural offering of the month eagerly awaits My insatiable hunger.
Having endured a barren week devoid of offerings, My patience for failure has dwindled to nothingness. My herald treads upon a precarious path, with the weight of My expectations pressing down upon him, leaving scant room for error as he endeavors to fulfill My desires.
The potential offerings available tonight stand thus:
- KIDZ HELP FONE
- JISEI
- ESTELLE ALLEN
- ANITA VELVEETA
This eve marks the commencement of offerings from one of last year’s esteemed contributor, KIDZ HELP FONE. Their past accolades raise expectations for a sumptuous feast, alongside the reliably satisfying JISEI. With such esteemed company, the night promises to be one of satiation.
As for the remaining two offerings, who shall make their debut appearance tonight, let it be known the formidable task that lies before them: to provide Me with the vital sustenance derived only from the frenetic energy of humans flailing upon the dance floor.
Red Gate, heed My command, and compel My herald to MOVE with fervor and ferocity unmatched.