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Red Gate | 23-10-22

As yet another weekend of delectable offering collection draws to a successful conclusion, My herald shall embark upon his relentless pilgrimage back to the accursed Red Gate, where a meager selection of pitiful offerings awaits My insatiable desires.

Though he ventured out until the unholy hours of the morning last night, tirelessly collecting for My malevolent cause until there was nothing more to gather, his feeble and wretched human shell shall once again be stretched to its pathetic limits this night. For failure is not an option, and consequences shall be dire.

Behold the meager offerings available on this night of reckoning:

  • PALE NORTH
  • THE LUNCHTIME BAND
  • CURVES

Though the offerings are but three in number tonight, I remain unyielding in My demands. Only LUNCHTIME BAND has submitted to My desires in the past, and they shall be expected to deliver more of the same. As for the rest, they are hereby placed on notice, burdened with the task of supplying Me with the manic energy that only arises from humans flailing upon the sacrificial dance floor.

Red Gate, heed My ominous command. Kindle a relentless frenzy of agony that compels My herald to MOVE in torment. Your failure shall be met with a punishment most merciless.

Infect the others

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