As yet another weekend succumbs to its inevitable conclusion, the city once again summons forth My herald, casting him into the abyss to accept one final offering before the mundane drudgery of the week commences anew.
Tonight, Green Auto will transform into the sacrificial altar upon which My herald shall heed My relentless command.
Despite enduring a weekend filled with offerings that mercilessly punished My herald, he emerges unbroken and fully prepared to engage in tonight’s proceedings with the unparalleled energy and vigor required to satiate My eternal cravings.
The potential offerings tonight, carefully selected for their imminent role in tonight’s ritual, are as follows:
MOLTEN LAVA
INCOMPLETENESS
TUFF DUZT
Of this trio, only MOLTEN LAVA has previously ventured into the realm of offerings, leaving the remaining two to make their debut offerings. Let it then be known what arduous task lies ahead, what essential duties they have been bestowed with to momentarily appease Me in the only way puny mortals can; by providing Me with the manic, frenzied energy that only emanates from humans flailing on the dance floor.
Do your feeble job tonight, Green Auto. Make My herald MOVE.