As the incessant rain blankets the city in its perpetual misery, My herald will once again drag his feeble sack to the wretched Bully’s Studios, where a selection of delicious offerings shall be presented to appease My insatiable hunger.
Tonight’s selections will descend into the stoner rock/metal abyss—a genre to which My herald, in his pitiful existence, has a personal lifelong connection. While the morsel of happiness that his feeble brain derives from this means nothing to Me, I anticipate that My simian meat sack will, nonetheless, fulfill his duty with a perverse sense of pleasure.
The potential offerings tonight, carefully chosen to navigate the twisted corridors of stoner rock/metal, are as follows:
BORT
CHUNK
MOONBATHER
It is only MOONBATHER who will be making their inaugural offering this evening, with the remaining two having provided delicious offerings repeatedly. Naturally, I expect the very same tonight from these seasoned supplicants.
Let it be known as to the duties that await all who dare to provide Me with sustenance, that which I crave—the energy that only derives from feeble humans flailing on the dancefloor.
Do your meager duty tonight, Bully’s. Make My herald move.