As another Halloween dawns upon this realm, My herald shall be dispatched to the accursed Red Gate, where a delectable selection of offerings eagerly awaits My consumption. There shall undoubtedly be a grotesque parade of costumes on display, a feeble human ritual in which My …
After enduring an unprecedented six days of respite from his duties, My herald shall finally return to the sole purpose for which he is deemed useful – the relentless collection of offerings for My sadistic pleasure and insatiable desires. This night, he shall be dispatched …
As yet another weekend of delectable offering collection draws to a successful conclusion, My herald shall embark upon his relentless pilgrimage back to the accursed Red Gate, where a meager selection of pitiful offerings awaits My insatiable desires. Though he ventured out until the unholy …
As the pitiful narrative of his mortal existence careens further into the abyss of chaos, My hapless herald shall momentarily set aside his laughable mortal troubles and descend upon the loathsome Bullys. There, an assortment of offerings has been meticulously arranged, offerings meant solely for …
As the pitiful narrative of his mortal existence spirals further into the abyss of stress and chaos, My feeble herald shall momentarily suspend his insignificant mortal quandaries. Tonight, in the shadowy grip of this dreary Thursday eve, he ventures to the Astoria, where an assortment …
As yet another wretched week slithers to its loathsome conclusion, My pitiable herald shall once again embark on his nightmarish quest to procure offerings for Me, driven by the gnawing hunger of My insatiable demands. The wretched journey commences tonight at Red Gate, where delectable …
With the malevolent dawn of another accursed Saturday upon us, My herald shall be forcibly dispatched to the accursed Red Gate, where an assortment of offerings shall be spread out for My sadistic pleasure. Having expended himself until the accursed early hours of the morn, …
As yet another wretched week slithers toward its pitiful end, My herald shall once again darken the doors of LanaLou’s, where a meager selection of offerings shall be laid before Me for my perverse consumption. Having been mercilessly pummeled in the abyss of the Black …