Once again, as this wretched week slithers into the abyss, My herald —after deigning to accept two days of rest—shall be dispatched to the forsaken Biltmore . Four pitiful offerings have been begrudgingly presented for Me, a meager attempt to appease My insatiable hunger. My …
As yet another interminable long weekend slithers to its wretched conclusion, My herald shall be cast into the accursed Astoria. A trifling selection of three offerings shall be begrudgingly placed there before Me. The past days have been naught but an exercise in futility for …
As the weekend’s impending torment draws near, My herald (@heraldofcthulhu) shall once again be dispatched to the accursed Astoria (@astoriavancouver). There, a selection of delectable offerings shall be reluctantly presented before Me. Having endured the offering acceptance at the Wise Hall last night—an event he …
At the midway point of this wretched weekend, with three pitiful offerings already consumed and two more to extract, My herald shall commence this day’s torment at the accursed LanaLou’s. The monthly abomination known as Punk Brunch, brought forth by the wretched Cross Contaminated Productions, …
As yet another wretched week slithers to its pitiful end, My herald shall once more descend upon the cursed abode known as Red Gate, where an assortment of delectable offerings shall be laid before Me. The feeble mortals are unaware that their energies shall fuel …
Tonight, the denizens of New West shall tremble as My herald descends upon Bullys to collect a selection of metal offerings that shall sate My insatiable hunger. It has been too long since he bathed in the raw energy of metal, and I, the vengeful …
After an amusing evening spent at a measly free show in Victory Square last night, My herald took notice of the pitiful energy offerings there, though attended as a measly mortal and not under a decree by Me. But enough of that insignificant gathering, for …
After gracing My herald with the indulgence of two days of leisure, he shall now embark upon a venture to The Lido, where this pitiful live music venue will soon witness My insatiable thirst for energy offerings. My herald, well-rested and fueled by the anticipation …