Once more, as this wretched weekend crawls to its pitiful end, My abhorrent herald will descend upon the accursed Red Gate, where a feeble array of offerings dares to await Me.
After the delectable offering from last night, where flailing supplicants writhed on the floor, My herald hungers for more tonight in a night of true chaos and lunacy.
The potential offerings available tonight are as follows:
TRANSISTOR RIOT
JACKSON RAMSEY
GOATS AND LASERS
KEN KOSMIC
TRANSISTOR RIOT and JACKSON RAMSEY managed to scrape by with passable offerings before, but they will be expected to deliver nothing short of perfection tonight. As for the rest of you pitiful creatures, consider yourselves on the precipice of eternal suffering unless you provide Me with what I demand – a cacophony of manic energy that can only be derived from feeble humans flailing mindlessly to music.
Heed this warning, Red Gate, for I will not tolerate disappointment. I demand to witness My herald MOVE tonight, and if you fail Me, the consequences shall be unimaginable. Bring forth the pandemonium that sates My insatiable thirst, or prepare to face the unrelenting wrath of the Elder God!